Yes Gertie, I too share your concerns for dearest Papa, his behaviour has been awfully queer of late. Just last week after dinner, upon retiring to the study with viscounts Fred Westly and Bobby Byrd, I listened to many strange noises emanating from behind the closed door. Papa was working himself up into a blue funk, screaming out all kinds of unholy, primal yells and screams, punctuated with cries of "Ow!" and "Hit me".
That's not all Bertie, what with Papa's cold sweat and near constant and inconsistent ordering that we should "Get up" before telling us to immediately "get down", and he seems so preoccupied with ravishing poor mother like some kind of fornication machine these last few weeks that he even forgot young Saul's birthday. Not good as you know how much young Saul loves his godfather. But my greatest worry dear Bertie is that Papa may have even become suicidal, as he repeatedly requests to be 'taken to the bridge'...I fear he wishes to jump...
Well Gertie, you do know just how upset Papa has been about the state of his worn-out old bag, we can only hope that his mood lifts after his birthday banquet next weekend when we give him his brand new one...
