Study finds leopards to be 'most cynical' big cat...

An extensive study into the general level of satisfaction in big cats has recently been concluded and the results have been described as “Exactly what we expected”

Bob Nutcher, Faculty head at World Animal Neural Knowledge Educational Research said: “I wouldn’t read too much into these findings, most of the big cats that we’ve studied at the fictitious institute can best be described as being ‘a bit arsey’, and most of the leopards that I’ve studied have had a right cob on and usually seem totally pissed off”

1st(ly) April you is a Fool

Blonde...

Putin is blond and is demonstrating that he is in no way dumb. What an incredible job he’s doing, saving his poor Ukrainian brothers and sisters from their evil nazi overlords. Marvel at how his peaceful army has invaded their country, how his liberating bombardment is killing their people, levelling their cities and destroying their hospitals and see how thankful their millions of terrorised, fleeing refugees are to have been ‘saved’ by this great and clever man

FFS Neil, just take the blue pill...

“The Matrix is a system, Neil. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen , teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged, And many of them are so injured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.”

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