Who’s this Joker with his mixed media?
Sideshow Bob Marley...
Bob’s just found out that the energy cartel are going to be forcefully bending him over, unavoidably and very painfully stretching his anus by approximately 350% in the space of one year
The Man with No Name...
Give me A Fistful of Dollars and I’ll tell you that his name is ‘Joe’
For A Few Dollars More I’ll tell you, due to a legal dispute over the rightful ownership of the character rights, his name is in fact ‘Monco’
It would be Good to call him ‘Blondie’ in the future
But for now, I’ll just call him ‘Squint Eastwood’
We'll all be planning that route, we're gonna take real soon...
We’re waxing down our surfboards, we can’t wait for June
We’ll all be gone for the summer, we’re on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we’re surfin’
Surfin’ U.S.A.
Take me to your leader...
What?
Seriously?
That prick?…
Where is Rick Sanchez?
A peuco in hand is worth two in the bush...
Parabuteo unicinctus
Today was a good [Fri]day...
Bunny hiding eggs in my back yard
Gotta say, today seems kinda odd
Nailed a Jew to a cross
Claims he’s the son of God…
Today was a good [Fri]day
Study finds leopards to be 'most cynical' big cat...
An extensive study into the general level of satisfaction in big cats has recently been concluded and the results have been described as “Exactly what we expected”
Bob Nutcher, Faculty head at World Animal Neural Knowledge Educational Research said: “I wouldn’t read too much into these findings, most of the big cats that we’ve studied at the fictitious institute can best be described as being ‘a bit arsey’, and most of the leopards that I’ve studied have had a right cob on and usually seem totally pissed off”
1st(ly) April you is a Fool
Blonde...
Putin is blond and is demonstrating that he is in no way dumb. What an incredible job he’s doing, saving his poor Ukrainian brothers and sisters from their evil nazi overlords. Marvel at how his peaceful army has invaded their country, how his liberating bombardment is killing their people, levelling their cities and destroying their hospitals and see how thankful their millions of terrorised, fleeing refugees are to have been ‘saved’ by this great and clever man
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
Veronica Lake, jedi master
Guns don't kill people...
Bullets do
GET OFF MY LAWN...
Gran Torino