Have a ludicrous non religion specific secular seasonal holiday to all my bros and hoes…in different area codes
Ivegoneandoneanouveauone...
Here is another inlay to feast your eyes upon
I’m not sure how long it will be before I post my next inlay on here as Red Dead Redemption 2 is out on friday and I fully intend on leaving my shit life behind to take on the role of Arthur Morgan for the foreseeable future
Pretty Bloomin' Pretty...
Let’s take a look at the details…
Source material: Les Fleurs - The Iris. Alphonse mucha (1898)
Woods used: Maple, Yew, Purple Heart, Ovangkol, Lacewood, Beli, Padauk, Ebony, Mahogany
Size: 250x 140x 12mm
Number of pieces: 282
Time to make: 40 hours
Number of fingers to suffer a painful jewellers saw laceration: 1
Giggity...
I've got wood
Website refreshed, third eye squeegeed...
Over the last few weeks I have been busy improving the 'inlays' sections on the website while catching up on the 130 episodes of the waking up podcast questioning whether I was in fact exercising my free will to do that or if indeed free will actually exists at all. At some point I found myself to be feeling increasingly pessimistic about human nature, becoming more hostile to all forms of religious belief and increasingly steadfast in my position as an antinatalist...Or maybe just that the subjective experience of self is merely an illusion, simply emergent from the physical complexity of my brain...well, something like that anyway
Ooh, I like your spots...
Yeah, well, they conform to a genetically predetermined pattern. I can't change them
Yew beauty...
The Jaguar F-TYPE can accelerate from 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds, has a top speed of 200mph and can be yours from just £51,210
The Jaguar F-TYPE is also a very expensive car that bears absolutely no relevance to this blog post regarding this hand-cut Jaguar inlay
Feline. Recline...
Cats like Felix like Felix.
But is it, Cats like Felix (a cat named Felix) like Felix (the cat food with the brand name of Felix, presumably to eat but maybe just due to a deep feline appreciation of their advertising, competitive pricing and packaging design)... Or, is it, Cats like Felix (the cat food) like Felix (the cat does)...?
Peek-a-boo...
Although popular with the public. Veronica Lake had a complex personality and acquired a reputation for being difficult to work with. Eddie Bracken, her co-star in Star Spangled Rhythm, was quoted as saying, "She was known as 'The Bitch' and she deserved the title." During the filming of The Blue Dahlia screenwriter Raymond Chandler referred to her as "Moronica Lake."
After her third divorce, Lake drifted between cheap hotels in New York City, and was arrested several times for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. In June 1973 Lake visited a local doctor, complaining of stomach pains. She was discovered to have cirrhosis of the liver as a result of her years of drinking. On July 7th she died of acute hepatitis and acute kidney injury....
Around the year 2016 she became my muse
Make Inlays Great Again...
Because I'm, like, really smart...
Bigly...
Just a colourful couple of wing flappers...
Causing chaos...
F. D. P. L. T. C. E. O...
Excellent Mr. Jenkins and, if at all possible, could you now please read to me any of the letters from the final line?