An extensive study into the general level of satisfaction in big cats has recently been concluded and the results have been described as “Exactly what we expected”

Bob Nutcher, Faculty head at World Animal Neural Knowledge Educational Research said: “I wouldn’t read too much into these findings, most of the big cats that we’ve studied at the fictitious institute can best be described as being ‘a bit arsey’, and most of the leopards that I’ve studied have had a right cob on and usually seem totally pissed off”

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