Blonde...
Putin is blond and is demonstrating that he is in no way dumb. What an incredible job he’s doing, saving his poor Ukrainian brothers and sisters from their evil nazi overlords. Marvel at how his peaceful army has invaded their country, how his liberating bombardment is killing their people, levelling their cities and destroying their hospitals and see how thankful their millions of terrorised, fleeing refugees are to have been ‘saved’ by this great and clever man