Do you like to wear black and white uniforms? Want to fire an imperial blaster? Dislike Jedi mind tricks? Want to help oppress rebel forces and be a part of something bigger?...
Well, join up today, come over to the dark side and be part of the Galactic Empire. Be all you can be. Be a Stormtrooper...
Stormtroopers...We can't shoot for toffee
